05.25.2002 - don't you love it when the last song you hear in the car is really good?

05.23.2002 - Prince wants to be the only one you cum for

05.23.2002 - slippery when wet

05.21.2002 - formerly blank tape #3

05.21.2002 - my sister made some reference to all the butch girls at her work and sarah laughed for a couple of reasons

05.19.2002 - two formerly blank tapes

05.19.2002 - blank tapes

05.18.2002 - the big two double oh

05.17.2002 - she called it a freakin psychopath farm and said she's quittin real soon

05.16.2002 - everybody does it, she said

05.15.2002 - trying to keep faith

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cinco de mayo - a waste of my time

05.04.2002 - it's how neil armstrong felt

05.03.2002 - Tobey Maguire, for all his slowness, will speed up your heart, making it go pit a patter a tad bit faster.

05.03.2002 - "You can bet at least one securtiy screener is in big trouble today."

05.03.2002 - "I'd move to Canda, I'd move to Timbuctoo, anywhere, I wouldn't go."

05.02.2002 - I called Bonnie to let her know that I listed her as a personal reference as my landlord.

04.30.2002 - let the midnight special shine the light on me

04.27.2002 - buster bus

04.27.2002 - something in the genes

04.25.2002 - Big Brother is real as motherfucking real as real can be, and he's charging me fifty bucks

04.25.2002 - I'm sort of mad because I was watching Rosemary's Baby and it was a DVD, and it started skipping an hour into the film, once I really liked it, and wouldn't play past that point.

04.23.2002 - there is a cute sticker on the first page of the old Whitman kiddie book. two 1950sish kids, holding a book open that reads, "PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU READ ME AND KEEP ME CLEAN"

a22 - long live the intifada

04.22.2002 - "This is what democracy looks like"

04.20.2002 - I Am a Palestinian.

04.19.2002 - How many possible "the revolution will not be..." titles can I come with for this entry?

04.17.2002 - "He says his name's William, but I'm sure he's Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy, and he's plain ugly to me and I wonder if he's ever had a day of fun in his whole life."

between April 15th and 16th - Midnight Cowboy

04.14.2002 - just say no

04.14.2002 - rubber-necking

04.13.2002 - Adventures in Job Hunting

04.12.2002 - one more time

04.11.2002 - it was blue and i think it was a toyota - he had blonde hair

04.09.2002 - hookey

04.08.2002 - written to the the sound of Maxwell's Unplugged album, with an awesome cover of NIN's "Closer"

04.07.2002 - The heat of Bruce's fire is no Hell. No, if anything, it is Heaven.

04.05.2002 - where is conneticut?

04.03.2002 - assalamo ah-lee-koom

04.02.2002 - line breaks are for bad writers and self-described poets. oh wait - those two are the same thing.

april fool's day - b83 or b84 - i can't remember right now

03.31.2002 - let's go terrapins, let's go, whoo whoo

03.29.2002 - mary, mary - quite contrary

03.28.2002 - "we have to stay to find out who the mystery cum-shooter is!"

03.27.2002 - let me see that ...

03.25.2002 - if you don't have a dozen donuts, then you will not eat them all in one sitting

03.21.2002 - bonnie has never seen it

03.20.2002 - good news

03.19.2002 - love me tender, love me true

03.19.2002 - maggie doesn't have black hair

03.17.2002 - scuba diving in backyard pools

03.17.2002 - jimmy fallon loves jimmy dean sausauge

03.14.2002 - planewatching (lookout irvine)

03.14.2002 - sean's letter

03.12.2002 - ate produce and produced this for you

03.12.2002 - cheese state dreams

03.10.2002 - she looked like gwen stefani and for some reason, she even sang "hey baby"

03.07.2002 - when i was 16, he told me that rayuela was his favorite book when he was my age

03.05.2002 - 154 new messages

03.03.2002 - the return of granola boy

03.03.2002 - something that induces certainty

03.02.2002 - tired from working all day. tired of my dad's bullshit. tired of loneliness. tired of friends i do have. tired and need to go to bed. or how bout we just call this damn thing: tired

03.01.2002 - labor movement

02.28.2002 - she said that i have a mouth but no knowledge. but she said lots of things.

02.22.2002 - am~

02.26.2002 - "Q: What do the Enron execs eat for a breakfast? A: Shredded Wheats," said the homeless man who asked rebecca and i for money. we didn't give him any. but, we laughed at his joke.

02.24.2002 - a man bought some grapefruit today and complained about the price - i could not help but get nostalgic thinking about picking grapefruits off of peoples' lawns in florida, and eating them as i walked down the street - stickiness drip drip dripping

02.23.2002 - she really wants to be a fag hag, but i ain't about to be her fag

02.22.2002 - are you an american?

02.22.2002 - two sad things

02.22.2002 - i really need to find a hobby to occupy my free time

02.21.2002 - a thousand some marky marks

02.19.2002 - "excess ain't rebellion"

02.17.2002 - it may not be the bullseye

02.16.2002 - become one with the schnapps

02.15.2002 - cupid called in sick, okay?

02.14.2002 - on the up and up

02.13.2002 - if it feels good...

02.13.2002 - and all i really want is ______________ . (fill in the blank! for real! what do you want? ask yourself.)

02.12.2002 - how to be indie in ten simple steps

02.11.2002 - our existence is colored by the orangish glow of streetlights, among other things

02.09.2002 - they refer to it as friday, or so i am told

02.08.2002 - treasure this island

02.07.2002 - luke and his calves are still single

02.06.2002 - a trip hop kind of day

02.06.2002 - one mic

02.05.2002 - marky mark, he was not

02.04.2002 - talking shit and loving it - but i mean, shit is such a subjective term

01.31.2002 - my boyfriend (UPDATED)

01.31.2002 - sunshine state, here i come

01.31.2002 - i cut my hair today - as close as you could shave it without shaving it to the scalp - and my mark beckham haircut feels so fucking good - shaving my head always makes me feel shiney and new

01.30.2002 - joie de vivre

01.29.2002 - another scene from todd solondz's latest suburban black-comedy

01.29.2002 - b to the n is b to the o times two - bobo

01.28.2002 - roger clinton and me

01.28.2002 - "i used to drive you to work in the morning. friday night i'd drive you all around."

01.27.2002 - fuck off

01.26.2002 - play outside

01.26.2002 - break it down. broke.

01.25.2002 - entry #2 of this cloudy day

01.24.2002 - re: sam

01.23.2002 - eventually it will plateau

01.22.2002 - "anyway you want it - that's the way you need it"

01.22.2002 - we're not in kansas anymore

01.21.2002 - i did not leave the house once today (seriously) and i don't give a shit

01.20.2002 - the weathermen were right for a change

2002-01-19 - the magic of retail

2002-01-18 - the downward spiral

2002-01-17 - "here is no why"

2002-01-17 - super bon bon strikes again

2002-01-16 - "when masturbation's lost its fun"

2002-01-14 - but, i don't want to be a high school greenpeace cheerleader!

2002-01-13 - "this duck is inside a bottle, but how do you get the duck out without breaking the bottle or hurting the duck?"

2002-01-13 - this is called me bored

2002-01-12 - it is not miller time, and it's never going to be

2002-01-11 - this is why they call me lazy

2002-01-10 - a good day for no particular reason at all

2002-01-10 - my name is divine, and i am the filthiest person in the world

2002-01-08 - repeat of st. pete - maggie, rebecca, nader and i in dc this time

2002-01-08 - what do you mean flash gordon approaching?

2002-01-07 - mopey entry #2 of the night

2002-01-07 - the snow was a no show

2002-01-06 - yet another jimmy fallon entry

2002-01-04 - homo economicus

2002-01-04 - appliance love

2002-01-02 - the abc's of my sexual history

2002-01-02 - your mom's a palindrome

2002-01-01 - new year's resolutions