2001-12-30 - year end list making mania

2001-12-30 - constructing a linear life

2001-12-28 - the relatives have arrived

2001-12-27 - becky, rebecca, and i vs. the snotty shoe salesman

2001-12-26 - oswald was a patsy

2001-12-25 - tsk is no saint nick

2001-12-24 - t'was the night before christmas

2001-12-23 - archie bunker makes me want to uh-uh-uh

2001-12-23 - and the cue card says applaud now

2001-12-22 - you want catharsis, bitch? you fucking got it!

2001-12-21 - a marriage proposal

2001-12-20 - who needs fingernails?

2001-12-19 - press 1 for yes and 3 for no

2001-12-18 - feed me seymour

2001-12-18 - she sure could sing

2001-12-16 - why a fake x-mas tree would never do

2001-12-15 - "when i was young, and we didn' t care..."

2001-12-13 - get in my belly

2001-12-13 - "elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me"

2001-12-11 - the obligatory gay identity entry

2001-12-10 - kerouac was a fucking liar

2001-12-09 - the last goddamn wall

2001-12-07 - splish splash i was taking a bath

2001-12-07 - i do not heart dimino

2001-12-06 - foxy lady

2001-12-05 - "you gotta eat"

2001-12-04 - no sex till brooklyn

2001-12-04 - i heart brian hughes

2001-11-25 - adventures in tv land: softcore, iron chef, jimmy fallon, and snl

2001-11-21 - twas the night before thanksgiving

2001-10-28 - will i be pretty? will i be rich? what will become of me?

2001-06-28 - its a living thing

2001-05-29 - how does this work?